{"id":5499,"date":"2016-10-18T08:11:13","date_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.viajeraeditorial.com.ar\/?p=5499"},"modified":"2016-10-18T08:11:13","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:11:13","slug":"no-seas-inutil-jan-de-jager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/2016\/10\/no-seas-inutil-jan-de-jager\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a0No se\u00e1s in\u00fatil * Jan De Jager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El gitano increpaba a su hijo:<br \/>\n\u201cNo labur\u00e1s, te pas\u00e1s la vida rasc\u00e1ndote los huevos. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas veces te tengo\u00a0que decir que ten\u00e9s que practicar tus malabarismos y acrobacias, o en todo\u00a0caso ense\u00f1arle a tu puto perro a saltar por un aro? As\u00ed por lo menos hac\u00e9s\u00a0algo \u00fatil en esta vida y te gan\u00e1s unos mangos. \u00bfTe cre\u00e9s que a m\u00ed la guita\u00a0me la regalan?<br \/>\n\u201cSi no me das bola, te juro por Dios que te mando a la escuela, a estudiar\u00a0todas las pelotudeces que ense\u00f1an ah\u00ed. Ah\u00ed te quiero ver. A ver si te\u00a0banc\u00e1s terminar siendo un \u2018intelectual\u2019, a ver si te gusta vivir una vida de\u00a0mishiadura sin poder ganar un sope partido al medio.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Obayd e-Zakani, Persia, siglo XIV<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Jan De Jager<\/strong>, <em>Rel\u00e1mpagos Vol. 2<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/images.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5500\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5500\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/images.jpg\" alt=\"images\" width=\"426\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/images.jpg 276w, https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/images-257x169.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El gitano increpaba a su hijo: \u201cNo labur\u00e1s, te pas\u00e1s la vida rasc\u00e1ndote los huevos. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas veces te tengo\u00a0que decir que ten\u00e9s que practicar tus malabarismos y acrobacias, o en todo\u00a0caso ense\u00f1arle a tu puto perro a saltar por un aro? As\u00ed por lo menos hac\u00e9s\u00a0algo \u00fatil en esta vida y te gan\u00e1s unos mangos. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":5500,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[117],"tags":[174],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5499"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5854,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499\/revisions\/5854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/viajeraeditorial.ar\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}